Yeah, see... my dad likes to style himself as the duke and patron of thieves, but he's not the most subtle of creatures. Who kidnaps their daughter in her dreams, steals their soul so she can resurrect her and sends a whole team of demons named after the seven deadly sins just to fuck with her?

No, seriously... who the fuck does that? I still can't figure out what the hell he's really going to accomplish with this crap, but my life's a collection of bad cliches.