...I did mention the bleeding trees, didn't I? You know, for the suicides. Some of them, apparently, thought the Inferno was funny as hell, so they took some of the motifs.

No, seriously, a lot of those tropes are pretty much there for a reason in my world. Hell is exactly that ironic, predictable and unpleasant... only Satan's not wedged in ice and they carve their own little kingdoms down there.