IC Inbox - Asgard Eventide

[samantha_grey]

An old, brick edifice stands in front of the burnt-down ruins of a home in the hillside. Mountains rear up in all directions, covered in lush, green vegetation. Nobody comes this way anymore, but you have the sense that anything placed in the mailbox attached to this old structure will be found by someone, the only living person for whom this place still has any meaning.

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[samantha_grey]

Hey, gotta admit, there's worse things than a bit too much cayenne pepper in the world, don'tcha? [She gave her a look of smug self-satisfaction at that while she rolled a bit of pizza and took a big bite.]

... So, what do you usually cook, since we're talking food.

[zodiacal]

No, I think they're on the same level. [You can only classify things as "gross" and "delicious", man. There's no in between, dang it.

She chews a bit more slowly as she thinks about that, though.]

Usually? Whatever's in the fridge.

[samantha_grey]

Some days, Eve, you are really straightforward about things in life. Actually that's pretty much always. If I promised not to bur your tongue off, would you let me try and cook for you one day?

[Say no.]

[zodiacal]

I refuse. I don't have taste bud insurance.

[Not even pausing to think about that, okay.]

[samantha_grey]

Oh well. We could always just order out whenever we do something like this too. That'd save both of us the trouble, wouldn't it?

[zodiacal]

Depends on the type of take out, but, yeah-- that sounds less lethal.

[samantha_grey]

Oh now, you know I wouldn't kill you with this stuff. Just make you wish you were dead already for a day or two.

[zodiacal]

And that's better, how?

[samantha_grey]

You wouldn't actually be dead?

[zodiacal]

No way. I'd take being dead over wishing I was dead any day, thanks.

[samantha_grey]

I'll keep that in mind if it comes up. Either way, the pizza's not bad in the meantime, so we don't have to worry about burnt tonsils.

[zodiacal]

Unless someone decides to stick freaky peppers in it, yeah.

[samantha you are not allowed near any condiments while she's eating ever okay.........]

[samantha_grey]

Don't worry. I won't grab the spice rack for dinner. No promises if we have anyone else around.

[expy]

As long as it's not my plate, feel free to ruin anybody else's dinner.

[samantha_grey]

I plan on it. I plan on it. So, I can't remember what the hell we were going to talk about. I know we were having pizz... oh right. Let's finish the pizza first.

[zodiacal]

[Well. As soon as she says that, Eve's going to be grabbing two slices of pizza, sticking them together before taking a bite out of this cheesy monstrosity.]

You don't have to tell me twice. [And, said licking some cheese grease off her mouth. You don't need manners to eat pizza, okay!!]

[samantha_grey]

[Well, that at least got a laugh out of Sam. She shook her head. It was a silly way to eat pizza, but then again she didn't mind a little bit of silly. She stuffed her own slice into her face and considered how to discuss things.

It wasn't exactly a pleasant topic they'd broached.]

lmao of course the first time i get to use this icon it's for...pizza...

[expy]

[And, stuffing her mouth full of pizza for the next several minutes. It takes her about 15 minutes to go through her half of the box, taking gratuitous slurps of soda before finishing up and leaning back, rubbing her stomach in an exaggerated manner.

Yeah. Just going to bask in post-cheesy goodness until Samantha decides to speak up. That's just how she rolls.]

A good use. It could be much worse.

[samantha_grey]

[She chuckled and just watched Eve for a minute sitting in bliss. It was amusing to watch the girl every once in a while. Some days, she was painfully normal, and others she was incredibly strange, especially considering the fact that she treated everything that wasn't normal as everyday.

But all good things came to an end.]

So... you wanted to know about the year before I got here and why I'm paranoid as hell?

her one true doki doki love is pizza move over boys

[zodiacal]

[She nods at that, dragging her tongue across her teeth in order to get rid of any residue and picking her molars with her little finger's nail. It was, um. Rather unsightly and gross, but she was stuffed so who cares???]

Yeah. That's what I said, wasn't it?

hehe, priorities. She has them

[samantha_grey]

Alright then. [sigh] It started the night that I think my mother died. She'd kicked me out of our house with enough money to get out of West Virginia and told me to just go.

I had a creepy as hell dream about a week later, and as far as the police reports I saw after the fact seemed to say, she died that night. It was the first time I ever saw my dad, and somehow I knew it was him. I think the smug little bastard found me and I'm not sure but I think he dragged my soul to hell with him. In fact, I'm pretty damned sure he did. It's the only explanation I've got for the fact that he could bring me back to life.

Especially after that damned bitch...

[zodiacal]

[THAT'S. Convoluted.] --So, what I'm getting here is your dad is actually the devil?

[Or, something like that.]

[samantha_grey]

[You have no idea.]

Oh god. He wishes. No, I've tried to research it, and I can't be sure, but he claims to be a duke in hell, and if the Lesser Key's to be believed, he's somewhere in the ranks. Valefar's not the devil, though.

He's just a glorified, ancient thief and jackass of an incubus with an obsession over my life and everything going on in it.

[Not entirely accurate, but she was his current project.]

[zodiacal]

Maybe it's his way of making up for all those lost years of child support, y'know? Can't be too sure what the currency is for assholes.

[Eve, this isn't the time to joke...........]

[samantha_grey]

[She reached up and gripped the bridge of her nose, shaking her head.]

He's got my mom's soul to torture and hang over my head, Eve. I don't think so.

Ever since that night, there's been whispers... I think they're demons he sent to try and corrupt me. They're all pretty much assholes, but Diffido's the worst, but really the thing that's sick is as far as I can tell he plans to keep bringing me back to life every time I die until I snap, go nuts and turn demon haymaker on everything that moves.

It seriously feels like he's poking me with a stick to see how long before I try to claw his face off.