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An old, brick edifice stands in front of the burnt-down ruins of a home in the hillside. Mountains rear up in all directions, covered in lush, green vegetation. Nobody comes this way anymore, but you have the sense that anything placed in the mailbox attached to this old structure will be found by someone, the only living person for whom this place still has any meaning.

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Date: 2012-10-06 02:55 pm (UTC)
fishdouche: (yeah)
From: [personal profile] fishdouche
shouldnt be that hard
especially cause evverythin you do is just so fuckin ridiculously pathetic that i cant help but laugh until my thorax is sore

they should considerin wwere the ones riskin our vvery livves wwhile they fuckin lounge about like lazy grubs
you knoww i think id prefer to have gl'bgolyb back at least i kneww wwhat to fuckin expect
murder an armageddon if you wwoke her up

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Date: 2012-10-06 10:25 pm (UTC)
fishdouche: (wwhatevva)
From: [personal profile] fishdouche
gl'bgolyb is a god you fuckin idiot wwitch
shes fefs lusus too i hunted for her food to keep her quiet an from ending the fuckin galaxy
an i dont have a fuckin throne presumptuous harpy but i had a fuckin ship an a harpoon gun an i wwas the fiercest predator on the sea
killin trolls and lusii wwithout fuckin remorse because i was the fuckin orphaner dualscar


[He still hasn't told her about FLARP, has he? That's going to be an interesting conversation.]

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Date: 2012-10-08 01:49 am (UTC)
fishdouche: (wwhatdoyouwwant)
From: [personal profile] fishdouche
oh see noww foolish little halfbreed thats wwhere youre mistaken
i dont need ahabs crosshairs or my ship to make you kneel before me like the peasant you are
i can do that wwith my own twwo hands
though i wwill admit it wwould be much more elegant wwith my crosshairs an i do hate gettin disgustin rustblood on my hands but for you ill make a exception
wwhat are you evven yammerin on about anywway wwhat the fuck does a wwhale lusus havve to do wwith anythin
my lusus is a seahorse idiot

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Date: 2012-10-08 11:22 pm (UTC)
fishdouche: (nyeh)
From: [personal profile] fishdouche
first a all i dont evven need both a my hands i could kick your sorry peasant backside wwith one hand tied behind my thorax
second a all thats its fuckin name you dense wwitch ahabs crosshairs i didnt name it

an a lusus is like fuck wwhats the human name a parent i guess
except a course not a troll
an wwhy wwouldnt i ride him hes my fuckin lusus
my story makes perfect sense its not my fault troll culture is too advvanced for your simple think pan

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Date: 2012-10-09 03:57 am (UTC)
fishdouche: (pfffft)
From: [personal profile] fishdouche
DO NOT MAKE FUN A MY SEAHORSEDAD YOU FUCKIN WWITCH
you shut your fuckin flappin jawws you knoww nothin about my lusus
he wwas the best fuckin lusus that any troll could evver ask for

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Date: 2012-10-09 06:51 pm (UTC)
fishdouche: (wwhatevva)
From: [personal profile] fishdouche
my title is the fuckin prince a hope an youd do wwell to get it right you infuriatingly obtuse little pain in my ass
an you knoww wwhat just for that i wwont tell you wwhy i actually decided to demean myself an seek out your sordid company

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Date: 2012-10-10 02:27 am (UTC)
fishdouche: (rawr)
From: [personal profile] fishdouche
fuck off
fine you knoww wwhat i wwas goin to be culturally sensitivve an do this the human wway but you obvviously havve no sense a class anywway so wwhy the fuck wwas i wworried

you me
goddamn candlight hatedate next saturday
ill pick you up at six do not be fuckin late
wwear somethin you can get dirty

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Date: 2012-10-11 02:42 am (UTC)
fishdouche: (rawr)
From: [personal profile] fishdouche
you better not fuckin cluckbeast out on me either you insolent harpy
saturday six in the afternoon do not make me wwait
or you might be the one findin yourself in a unsavvory situation
like wwith my boot up your ass


[Oh yeah. There's no way this can be a colossal disaster. No way.]

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Date: 2012-10-11 05:18 pm (UTC)
fishdouche: (rawr)
From: [personal profile] fishdouche
good

fuck im actually lookin forwward to this you better not disappointment

[reaction]

Date: 2012-10-13 03:07 am (UTC)
fishdouche: (digustin)
From: [personal profile] fishdouche
[Eridan sits for a bit, staring at the screen with a glare that is equal parts rage and confusion and just a bit of apprehension.

He couldn't believe that he had actually come out and asked her that. And more importantly, that she had said yes. No one said yes to him--it was something he had grown accustomed to. Eridan Ampora pushed and pushed and then eventually people just stepped back, and he fell on his face. They didn't stand toe to toe with him. And they certainly didn't actually look forward to his company.

Sam... was different. And maybe that was a good thing. Maybe it was just a disaster in the waiting. Either way, he had some bragging to do.]

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